The Count


The Count Zachary. I work as a copywriter in nyc at an agency called Arnold. It's fun.



scott aukerman name cards, season one

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Brooklyn Toile

Mike Diamond of the Beastie Boys decided he wanted a Brooklyn inspired toile wallpaper that would line the walls of his Brooklyn brownstone. The vision was to pay tribute to all things Brooklyn in a way that would appear to be a traditional French Country Toile, but when you step to it the pattern reveals elements and vignettes that make up the truth about Brooklyn. Mike approached Vincent J. Ficarra and Adela Qersaqi of Revolver New York to help execute his vision artistically and Flavor Paper to produce the design as wallpaper.

As soon as I move out of NYC, I’m buying this.

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Liking Whiskey Is Not A Personality Trait: A Memoir of Early 21st Century Dating

This is a lie. 

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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